Nurses Humor
Published Sep 24, 2002
ptnurse
185 Posts
A woman was waiting
At an airport one night
With several long hours
Before her flight.
She hunted for a book
In the airport shop,
Bought a bag of cookies
And found a place to drop.
She was engrossed in her book
But happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her,
As bold as could be,
Grabbed a cookie or two
From the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore
to avoid a scene.
So she munched the cookies
And watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief
Diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated
As the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "if I wasn't so nice,
I would blacken his eye."
With each cookie she took,
He took one too,
When only one was left,
She wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face,
And a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie
And broke it in half.
He offered her half,
As he ate the other, She snatched it from him
And thought...ooh, brother!
This guy has some nerve
And he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show
Any gratitude!
She had never known
When she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief
When her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings
And headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back
At the the thieving ingrate.
She boarded the plane,
And sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book,
Which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage,
She gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies,
In front of her eyes.
If mine are here,
She moaned in despair,
The others were his,
And he tried to share.
Too late to apologize,
She realized with grief,
That she was the rude one,
The ingrate, the thief!
:roll
Moral: Always keep an open mind and heart, because appearances can be very misleading.
christianRN
167 Posts
Very cute!! :) Good point too, that things aren't always as we see them to be.
NurseDennie, BSN, RN
723 Posts
Cool poem! It's a classic story in the HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series by Douglas Adams. He says it happened to him - in a railway station in London.
Just kills me every time I think about it. In Adams' version, having ignored the taking of the first, cookie (biscuit), he HAD to ignore all the rest, with, if anything, even greater vigor.
LOL
Love
Dennie
vettech
188 Posts
Originally posted by ptnurse A woman was waiting At an airport one nightWith several long hours Before her flight. She hunted for a bookIn the airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies And found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book But happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, As bold as could be, Grabbed a cookie or two From the bag in between, Which she tried to ignoreto avoid a scene. So she munched the cookiesAnd watched the clock,As the gutsy cookie thief Diminished her stock. She was getting more irritated As the minutes ticked by, Thinking, "if I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye." With each cookie she took, He took one too, When only one was left, She wondered what he would do. With a smile on his face, And a nervous laugh, He took the last cookie And broke it in half. He offered her half,As he ate the other, She snatched it from himAnd thought...ooh, brother! This guy has some nerve And he's also rude, Why he didn't even show Any gratitude! She had never known When she had been so galled,And sighed with reliefWhen her flight was called. She gathered her belongings And headed to the gate, Refusing to look back At the the thieving ingrate. She boarded the plane, And sank in her seat, Then she sought her book,Which was almost complete. As she reached in her baggage,She gasped with surprise,There was her bag of cookies, In front of her eyes. If mine are here, She moaned in despair, The others were his, And he tried to share. Too late to apologize,She realized with grief, That she was the rude one, The ingrate, the thief! :roll Moral: Always keep an open mind and heart, because appearances can be very misleading.
That exact story was told by a character, Arthur Dent, in Douglas Adams' "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" only it took place at a train station and it was "biscuits" (the character and author are English) :)
Mkue
1,827 Posts
I love that Poem, thanks ! :)