Always Wear Your Underwear

  1. [font=Comic Sans MS]A couple drove their car to K-Mart. Their
    car broke down in the parking lot. The man told
    his wife to go on with the shopping while he fixed
    the car there in the lot. The wife returned later
    to see a small group of people near the car.

    On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
    protruding from under the chassis. Although the
    man was in shorts, they had ridden up his legs, and
    his lack of underpants had turned his private parts
    into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully
    stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his
    shorts and tucked everything back into place.
    On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and
    found herself staring at her husband who was
    standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car
    had to have three stitches in his head.
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  3. by   suzanne4
    Too funny, and he only neede three stitches........thought that it would have been more..................
  4. by   nursebedlam
    ooh my gawd
  5. by   NurseChick
    We had a male CNA that started at our nursing home. He would wear white scrub pants with white boxers that had blue polka dots underneath. The problem was that you could see them at all times! He was quite a large fellow, over 6 ft tall and 300lbs. The staff thought maybe we needed to add "How to dress for work" into our orientation training.

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