5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

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by PassionateOne
Feb 22, '04   Views: 1,377   Comments: 7

  1. 6. You floss daily.
    Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles.

    7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze".

    8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf.

    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

    10. Your "commuter cup" holds a full gallon and the Arab at 7-11 is a
    monthly dinner guest!
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  3. by Anniekins
    Feb 22, '04
    Joined: Jul '03; Posts: 153; Likes: 1
    that was great...hahahahaha!!!
  4. by nurseunderwater
    Feb 22, '04
    Occupation: SAHM, pre-med student, potential world leader Joined: Feb '04; Posts: 1,172; Likes: 12
    "Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
    not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K
  5. by PassionateOne
    Feb 22, '04
    Occupation: Executive - Medical Supply Co. Joined: Jan '04; Posts: 33
    Quote from nurseunderwater
    "Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
    not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

    Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men).
    For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-)

    Have a great evening, and thanks for the comment in keeping me Politically-balanced...

    Best Regards,
  6. by caffine addict
    Feb 22, '04
    Occupation: undecided Joined: Sep '03; Posts: 1,573; Likes: 4
    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



    WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that
  7. by PassionateOne
    Feb 22, '04
    Occupation: Executive - Medical Supply Co. Joined: Jan '04; Posts: 33
    Quote from caffine addict
    9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



    WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that
    You started the parade!
    Good One!!!
  8. by Dave ARNP
    Feb 22, '04
    Joined: Sep '03; Posts: 1,214; Likes: 63
    Caffine,
    I would like to refer you to an addiction specialist. Can you wait a few minutes though, they're all on a coffee break.



    Dave
  9. by caffine addict
    Feb 22, '04
    Occupation: undecided Joined: Sep '03; Posts: 1,573; Likes: 4
    Can you point me to the vending machine room. I'll just have a coffee and wait on them????

    And If I don't come back in 30min come lookin for me cause I'm lost

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