No, it's not a typo... one week just isn't enough time to show our appreciation for all that nurses do so we've kicked off our National Nurses Week contests early!
This year, our contests are even bigger than before. We're starting the celebration today with a fun "Fill in the Blank" contest which features two $250 Amazon.com gift cards for the most creative submissions. Early next week we'll launch the second contest and the contests and giveaways will keep coming so you'll want to keep checking back and entering to increase your chances of winning those big prizes!
Fear not, though, because if you don't win one of the $250 prizes you're still eligible to win one of the following items shown in the photo below and more...
Thank you to nurses everywhere and Happy National Nurses Week - even if we are a bit early :).
bodily fluids beyond my capability of control, a smoking IV pump, or any of the other horrific images of surprise findings past that haunt my memories.
...that my patient has not picked at the edges of his/her colostomy wafer AGAIN!
I've already replaced it twice this shift for the same reason, each time causing a MAJOR leakage of STANKY, watery still which required total bed linen changes, patient showers, and my utilization of the back-up scrubs kept in my trunk for "emergencies"....
Please, sweet baby Jesus, don't let the devil do that to me again today....
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that their monitor is showing V-tach because they're masturbating, and the patient wants it to stop beeping