No Nursing Home for ME!

[Hardknox]

NO Nursing Home for me!

With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day

reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old and feeble. I have acertained that I can get a nice room at the

Holiday Inn for around $65.00...that leaves $123.00 a day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. They have a swimming pool, a workout room, a

lounge, washer, dryer, maid service,etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo, soap

and towels.

Super 8 is somewhat more economical, and they have

a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door

for lunch and dinner.

There may be a bit of a wait to get that first floor room,

but that's Okay; it takes months to get into decent nursing homes. There is the Senior Bus, the Handicap bus (if you

fake a decent limp), a Church bus or van, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch, take the Airport Bus

and eat at one of the fast food cafe's there.

The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop

over, they will call an ambulance. And should you break a

hip, the American Way is to sue. What more can you ask for?

As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior

discounts. So:

When I reach the golden age,

You can help me keep my grin.

Just check my old rickety ass

Into the nearest Holiday Inn!

[Noney]

Sounds like a plan to me!

Noney

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

This comes under the heading of too close to the truth!!!

[Brownms46]

:rotfl: :roll Lord Have Mercy! :rotfl: :roll