New names for placebos!

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Nowadays everyone knows what a placebo means. For purpose of honesty and truth... Here's some new names for it.

Decepterol, Prevaricaine, Foolerol, Fakerin, Phonystatin, Wishfuline, Badvair,

Uncertainline, Gullebo, Tylenothis

Can you think of some?

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Oral contraceptive of questionable effectiveness: Babymaybe.

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On 5/20/2020 at 12:19 AM, VivaLasViejas said:

Oral contraceptive of questionable effectiveness: Babymaybe.

George Carlin had a whole list of product names for contraceptives in a comedy routine years ago. The ones that I remember:

Preg Not

Embry No

Nary a Carry

Momma Not

Kiddie Kill

Fetus Fail

Poppa Stopper

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Bestguesstamyacin, Lovafaux, oxycoidont, Hoxycodone

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