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Reminds me of this little piece of doggerel I came up with on a night shift near Christmas time about 10 years ago:
O Ativan (sung to the tune of "O Tannenbaum")
O Ativan, o Ativan,
How many are thy uses,
O Ativan, o Ativan,
though you invite abuses.
Not only great, at sleepy time,
but when the patients start to whine...
O Ativan, o Ativan,
how many are thy uses!
JBizzleRN, ADN, RN
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So the other night I had this lady who kept calling out for Phenergan, however when I went into her room she was chowing down on doughnuts and chips, so I refused to give her the Phenergan until she threw that stuff away. Anyway, came back out to the station and sat down. . . and this popped in my head.... It goes to the tune of "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from the Marry Poppins Soundtrack....
Just a syringe full of Phenergan
Helps the doughnuts go down.
The doughtnuts go down,
The doughnuts go down.
Just a syringe full of Phenergan
Helps the doughnuts go down,
In a most delicious way....