Nurses Humor
Published Jun 20, 2002
sunnygirl272
839 Posts
maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
bundles of magazines tied up in string,
these are a few of my favorite things.
cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
polident and fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
when the pipes leak,
when the bones creak,
when the knees go bad,
i simply remember my favorite things,
and then i don't feel so bad.
hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
no spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin,
and we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
when we remember our favorite things.
when the joints ache, when the hips break,
when the eyes grow dim,
then i remember the great life i've had,
ps.. i did borrow this from somewhere, can't remember where....(i am not this creative to make this up myself..lol)
shygirl
279 Posts
This is so cute. I even had the tune in my head as I read this!
"When the pipes leak, when the bones creak........"
babynursewannab
669 Posts
LOL! I had to sing it as I read it! :chuckle
Brian, ASN, RN
3 Articles; 3,695 Posts
Funny, thanks for sharing. No I will probably have this tune in my head all day
eltrip
691 Posts
:) We have SO much to look forward to as we grow older! I know the memory of these lyrics will linger for at least 10 minutes. Ah, memories are nice, aren't they?
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micro, RN
1,173 Posts
sunnygirl 272...........
these are a few of my favorite things also
keep on sunny,
micro
ehill
6 Posts
Am now getting weird looks of my collegues as i've started humming at my computer screen!!!
muffie, RN
1,411 Posts
fun...
spiceyqueen
52 Posts
thats gold