Nurses Humor


A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like his", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt! That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this

looks like yours!'.

"I don't remember much after that."


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:rotfl: :roll!!!!

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!! Gotta tell my golfing hubby that one !

Heeeeeeeeee !!! :D

gwenith, BSN, RN

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