Published Oct 26, 2002
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evain water? Spell Evian backwards. NAIVE
OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in s swimming pool?
If 4 out 5 SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that the one enjoys it?
If an Oriential person spins around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you "put your two cents in".... what happens to the other penny?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Are Lipton Tea employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they be called Fed Up?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever say, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Last night I played a blank tape full blast, the mime next door went nuts.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
caroladybelle, BSN, RN
If Ann Wilson of Heart got married to Dennis Wilson of the Beach Boys - would she have to get her Driver's License changed.
If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse?
renerian, BSN, RN
Hahahahahah I drink that water! Funny!
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