Mental Health Hotline

[RN92]

Mental Health Hotline (credit goes to http://www.medi-smart.com)

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...

*If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

*If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you

*If you have mutliple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6

*If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Please wait while we trace your call

*If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship

*If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press

*If you are manic depressive, it doesnt matter what number you pick - no one will answer anyway

*If you have dyslexia, press 6969696969696969

*If you have a nervous disorder, fiddle with the *key until a respresentative answers your call

*If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, phone number, address, social security number and mothers maiden name

*If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000

*If you have bipolar disorder, leave your message after the beat, or before the beap, or after the beep, listen for the beep

*If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

*If you have low self esteem, hang up now. Our operators are too busy to talk to you :rotfl:

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

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forget it Im going golfing

[leslie :-D]

i've seen this before and love it.

i plan to print it off to keep me inspired.

thanks er.