jollygreenRN
has 19 years experience and specializes in Med Surg, House Manager.
RN, graduated in 1998. Previously in the US Army for 12 years in Military Intelligence, two words that don't belong together!
Update 9/4/17
Served as House Manager in Pacific NW for past 10 yrs, now medically retied (not by choice!)
Before I medically retired this past year I was the house sup for a 220 bed level 2 trauma center. I have an ADN. It can be done, but you have to give respect where respect is due, listen to those in...
jollygreenRN replied to AnnoyedNurse's topic in Nurse Management
Why don't you ask the Nurse Manager yourself? Explain why you want to go over the "teaching moment" (thinking of becoming a HM as a career choice). You can learn more this way with immediate...
Here's hoping I can get this right. I've been an RN for over 18 yrs, now medically retired. I was a house manager for over half my career. The actions of the police were egregious and cast a shadow...
jollygreenRN replied to DutchgirlRN's topic in Nursing Humor
I leave the room muttering about having to go get some extra large gloves! (I'm 6'4", 250 lbs and regularly rip "large" gloves in half while trying to put them
jollygreenRN replied to 3rdgenRN2B's topic in General Nursing
I was in the US Army. Active duty from Jan 83 to Feb 93. first enlistment was Morse Code Interceptor, second was Voice Intercept operator. If I told you what I really did, I'd have to
jollygreenRN replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor
TBAR- That boy ain't right. CTD- Circling the drain DRT- Dead right there. Nursing Challenge- You know the patient refered to....nasty, disrespectful, FMPS, want's any and all narcotic pain meds known...
Hmmm...let's see. 6 patients, one quiet, one drug seeker with attitudinal girlfriend, one hypermanic, one full code non responsive, two confused. IV's, PCAs accuchecks and TPN. Computers crashed. 2...
jollygreenRN replied to sun_chica's topic in General Nursing
Always ask for a urojet if it is available at your facility. When you explain that you are going to "numb" the area, the patients become much less anxious and
jollygreenRN replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing
Oh, Jeez, nicknames for male genitalia:uhoh21: Never heard any:chuckle:rotfl: wood, woody, love stick, bat and balls, tackle, purple helmet warrior, heat seeking moisture missle, old man, one eyed...
jollygreenRN replied to jessnurse05's topic in General Nursing
I think you did just fine. If she was abusing pain rx at home, and refusing same in the hospital, she should of at least had opiate detox orders. Sounds like she may have been going into withdrawl. As...
jollygreenRN replied to mcknis's topic in Men in Nursing
It's a little known fact that many soldiers do wear panty hose when out on winter manouvers. Anything to keep hypothermia away. Those rice paddies in Korea get damn cold in the
jollygreenRN replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
Do NOT have someone place a plastic swizzle stick inside your member while tied up at the S&M party and then have it break off. It also confuses the nurses, who when you say you have pain, wonder...
This is my second career, first was US Army for 12 years, German Linguist. East Germany went away and so did my job, I was offered retraining in Arabic!:uhoh21: After having just returned from Desert...