Djswife

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1. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Djswife replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Elderly clinic doctor: "her booty is getting bigger, I like it." Me: "Doctor, you can't say that." Doctor: "I'm old, I can say whatever I want." (Sheepish smile)

2. Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Djswife replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Trust your instincts and above all else...take care of yourself!

3. Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Djswife replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Years ago I had a 105 year old man tell me he wanted a "pee-can". I was young and stupid. I asked if he meant a pecan. He says "no, a pee-can, pee-can. I gotta pee!" He wanted a urinal.

4. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   Djswife replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   I'm actually off this weekend. I refuse to get sick!

5. Nurses Week Giveaways - WIN Up To $4,000! Nurses Week 2018

   Djswife replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Feces...