Get up, kick the dog, shot of cafe, off to work for 8 hours where u feel like slamming your (insert personal preference) with a door would be more fun than sitting in another 29 hour meeting so my boss can tell us how being more like them would make us better employees but necessity prevents us from acting out on our daydreaming action of rearranging the alignment of my knuckles on his face leaving work in the death trap of a car to arrive at nursing school 29 seconds late being pointed out by the teacher to sit thru 4 hours of completely useless storytelling with a book that resembles war and peace having to memorize the birth process ( no man should ever have to see this) to leave at half past uh freaking midnight to get home kick and feed the dog oh yea eat whAtever non-rotting substance in the fridge staple my eyelids my forehead and memorize how photo-therapy is used to lower bilirubin serum levels in newborns wakeup with my face chemically fused to my book to do it all over again!!!! Ok I feel better. Now where is that dog???!!!
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Get up, kick the dog, shot of cafe, off to work for 8 hours where u feel like slamming your (insert personal preference) with a door would be more fun than sitting in another 29 hour meeting so my boss can tell us how being more like them would make us better employees but necessity prevents us from acting out on our daydreaming action of rearranging the alignment of my knuckles on his face leaving work in the death trap of a car to arrive at nursing school 29 seconds late being pointed out by the teacher to sit thru 4 hours of completely useless storytelling with a book that resembles war and peace having to memorize the birth process ( no man should ever have to see this) to leave at half past uh freaking midnight to get home kick and feed the dog oh yea eat whAtever non-rotting substance in the fridge staple my eyelids my forehead and memorize how photo-therapy is used to lower bilirubin serum levels in newborns wakeup with my face chemically fused to my book to do it all over again!!!! Ok I feel better. Now where is that dog???!!!