Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

[Davey Do]

Psych nurse action figure ?

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

A cow worried about "DIStruction"?

That certainly is a qualifier for a basic ESL class, but not necessarily for in-patient hospitalization.

Oh oh oh oh oh!

I didn't know you were also authoring a Guide on An Inpatient Psychiatric Hospitalization for Dummies, No Stars!

Well, EXCUUUUUUUSE me!

I'll just go do something I know well, like pull out my nose hairs three at a time!

[Davey Do]

There! How do you like those Nose Hairs, No Stars!

[Davey Do]

Farawyn said:

I'm so conflicted!

There there, Farawyn.

You're not alone:

[Davey Do]

And now- back to our program...

[No Stars In My Eyes]

'Scuse me, teacher! Teacher? Is that "NOS" or No.5, as in Chanel perfume? And that made me think of "Love Potion #9" which made me think of Sandra Bullock who was a 'new face' at that time and her character was a geek in the movie... Love Potion #9, that is.

Surely it wasn't another typo/pun.

So if it wasn't "Psychosis Nose", what's "NOS" mean or stand for?

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

what's "NOS" mean or stand for?

Okay:

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

"Psychosis Nose"

Speaking of Psychotic Noses...

[Davey Do]

Here's Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Dummy Dude with an analogy:

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Here's Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Dummy Dude with an analogy:

And here, in a Top Ten Hit by the Blue-dee Moo's is another analogy:

"Well, my son, Life is Like a Beanstalk...isn't it?" *

[Davey Do]

Yeah... YEAH!

You're right on topic with that group, No Stars!

[Davey Do]

Well, it's summertime, school is out, and the Child Psych unit has no Patients.

Could it be that the Child Psychiatrists have cured them all?

[Davey Do]

From: https://allnurses.com/psychiatric-nursing/pens-or-pencils-1059096.html

imapsychrn said:

What type of writing utensil do you provide for your patients? Pens or pencils? Do you have any specific reasons for this decision?

Davey Do said:

Short, little Golf pencils- more difficult to use as a weapon.

Oh Jeeze...