I'm supposed to wear an "Ask me if I washed my hands!" button?!

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Today, administrators launched a handwashing campaign, part of which includes having patient care staff wear giant buttons that say, "Ask me if I washed my hands!" Patients are encouraged to ask this of their nurse/CNA/etc. every time s/he walks into their room. Every time.

I find this incredibly insulting both to my intelligence and to my professional practice as an RN. I cannot imagine what patients must be thinking: does it imply that we don't know enough to wash our hands? What else do they need to be checking up on, if we can't be trusted to have washed our hands after patient contact?

I understand that the aim is to decrease the spread of microorganisms. We all learned that in Nursing Fundamentals. I've listened to all the inservices on handwashing, antimicrobial foam and gel, and standard precautions ad nauseum. But this is way over the top. I don't ask my mechanic if he remembered to put all the parts back in my car and I don't ask my accountant if she used a calculator to figure out my taxes. I don't think I should be asked over and over if I'm doing my job, either.

We've had a hard enough time trying to be recognized as professionals without this nonsense. If I wanted to wear giant silly buttons at work I'd be waiting tables at TGI Fridays.

I told one of the administrators I'd consider wearing one if all the docs had to wear them, too. It's been a long time since I've seen some of them lather up before performing a bare-handed dressing change.

Specializes in Rehab, Med Surg, Home Care.

Gonna pin it right next to my "Ask me if I brushed my teeth" and "Ask me if I wiped my --- " buttons.

Are they going to make the doctors wear the buttons? The housekeeping staff? The speech therapist? The meal delivery staff? The case manager? The physical therapists?

Agreed. Did I mention the admins handing out the buttons were accompanied by a person costumed as a 9-foot hand? The 'fingertips' were actually brushing the ceiling as he walked around the unit. Yep.

You should send this in to a show like scrubs or ER.

I think I'd wear the button on my (ahem) orifice and the patient could see it as I left the room.

Having to wear a button like that makes nurses appear incompetant, which is very insulting. If I had to wear it, I would wear it on my bum to show that the people behind this idea could kiss my ---.

I think the hand mascot is just more evidence that whoever thought of this campaign is an idiot. A 9 foot hand, lol! I wonder if you could have manipulated the costume so that a certain finger was extended.

The idiots that think up this stuff probably are getting 80,000 dollar paychecks every year. Their office bookcases are probably stacked with corporate self-help tomes and they probably hire every new fangled consultant that promises to magically change frustrated, low paid, overworked employees into team players with great attitudes!

Anybody here read Ben Hamper's "Rivethead"? It's worth reading to discover a novel "solution" to silly slogans foisted upon employees by management.

LPNadmin

(My inner child is playing with the buttons on YOUR car radio RIGHT NOW!)

Another good read is "SHAM: How the Self-Help Movement Made America Helpless" by Steve Salerno. Sounds like it may be along the same lines as the book you mentioned.

brings new meaning to 'Here's your sign"

How about "ask me if i'm paid what I'm worth . . .'

'ask me if management has any respect for your primary healthcare provider'

'ask me if I know why there's a nursing shortage'

'ask me if we're understaffed this shift'

'ask me if the my managers fell off the stupid side of their beds when this idea hit them'

'ask me if i'm paid nearly enough to wear this badged. no wait, don't ask me, I'll tell you - NO i'm not'

~faith,

Timothy.

Bwaaaa aaa ha ha ha!!

You made me LMAO!:rotfl:

Forgive my passive aggressiveness, but here's how I'd handle this idiocy. After a week of wearing this same moronic button in and out of patient's rooms, I'd ask the lab or infection control to culture the button! (kind of like doctors transmitting infections with their ties).

I think this might help some well intentioned but brainless manager or public relations person realise that nursing should be left to nurses, and they should stick their buttons............

Hope this helps.

Trouble is then they'd have us steralize the buttons before and after we entered the patient's room.

I see your point. I have not seen that myself. Where I work even the CNA'a are OCD about washing, but the doctors.... never SEEM to wash. They could be going from floor to floor and really spreading this stuff. What creeps me out is then they touch the charts and everything else. I agree that if a patient has to question if a nurse washed their hands then what else?

Either way it should not be limited to nursing staff as that is just a slap in the face. I would probably get sharpie happy myself. Are you going to wear the same pin day in and day out for months? Hope they have a sterilization plan for those unsanitary things.:rotfl:

Physicians are God - they smite germs before the little demons can get within 10 feet of them. :angryfire

Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
Physicians are God - they smite germs before the little demons can get within 10 feet of them. :angryfire

No, love, the germs merely die on contact with the MDs' skin.

Poison, you know.

No, love, the germs merely die on contact with the MDs' skin.

Poison, you know.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

This would be about the same as "Ask me if i pick my nose" button to me.

Lol too funny!

Specializes in Educator, OB, Critical Care.

Isn't this a free country?

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