If I Push this Button, What Will Happen? (very funny)

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[color=#0000a1][color=#0000a1]in a chicago hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

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[color=#0000a1]a nurse noticed his predicament.

[color=#0000a1]sir, she said "you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." [color=#0000a1]

[color=#0000a1]he did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

[color=#0000a1]each button was identified by letters: ww , wa , pp20 and a red one labeled atr. [color=#0000a1]

[color=#0000a1]who would know if he touched them? [color=#ffffc2]

[color=#0000a1][color=#0000a1]he couldn't resist.. he pushed ww. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. [color=#0000a1]

[color=#0000a1]what a nice feeling, he thought.

[color=#0000a1]men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. [color=#0000a1]

[color=#0000a1]anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the wa button. warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

[color=#0000a1]when this stopped, he pushed the pp button. a large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. the ladies restroom was more than a restroom,

[color=#0000a1]it is tender loving pleasure.

[color=#0000a1]when the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the atr button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

[color=#0000a1]next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

[color=#0000a1]"what happened?" he exclaimed. "the last thing i remember was pushing the atr button."

[color=#0000a1]"the button atr is an automatic tampon remover. your member is under your pillow."

[color=#0000a1]men never listen