A kid comes into my office, "I threw up this morning, and I was spitting up blood, and I felt fine but now I feel nauseous. Dad knows, he says I'll be fine."
Drank a bottle and a half of water so far this morning, afebrile, no other symptoms, good color, no cough, completely alert and able to answer all my questions quickly, and easily.
I told the kid to bring me back spit up blood and make sure he vomits in my bathroom.
Also, c'mon teach! Why'd you send me this kid?
Edit: Apparently, he has a state test this morning in math class...
We're having a flu shot clinic for staff today. 4th grader sees the sign and tell me "I'm not allowed to get a flu shot because both of my adoptive parents are allergic to it. I used to get every year when I was with my foster family. But my parents say that since they are allergic, so am I"
BeckyESRN
1,263 Posts
We're having a flu shot clinic for staff today. 4th grader sees the sign and tell me "I'm not allowed to get a flu shot because both of my adoptive parents are allergic to it. I used to get every year when I was with my foster family. But my parents say that since they are allergic, so am I"