So...... I've had this orientee for nearly 6 weeks and I still haven't pranked him. Any suggestions?
Ones that I have already done:
1) Got a tech to wait outside with a wheelchair for a 'critical' patient. She stood out there for nearly 20 minutes before coming back in.
2) A patient passed. I told a tech we had to deep suction the airway, esophagus and rectum because the funeral home was flying to pick up the body in 8 hours. We had him gown up and get ready, only to have him un-gown repeatedly to take a patient upstairs. He must have gowned up and down at least 6 times before catching on.
3) Hid in a box in the supply room and scared the living daylights out of a new nurse looking for urinals.
Funny but not mean, I don't want to get written up.