How many (fill in the blank)s does it take to change a light bulb?

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it takes 45 minutes to document the procedure.

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.......he stands there holding the bulb while the nursing staff turns the building.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.......the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Any others you might want to add? :rotfl:

[live4today, RN]

:rotfl: Now THAT's a real visual if I've ever visualized one. :rotfl:

Q: How many Nurse Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Where the hell is my staff when I need them? :rotfl:

[elkpark]

Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: "Why don't you just let us remove the socket -- you're not using it, anyway, and it will just cause you trouble later on ..." :)

[Guest70758]

Q: How many nurse manager does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Unknown. Policy is still being written, skill day has to be scheduled, the task delegated, and, of course, it must be approved to be included in the budget for next year.

Q:Why didn't the nurse change the lightbulb?

A: Because after state regulators came through and told her all the ways she wasn't supposed to be changing the lightbulb, the nurse said screw it in yourself, and went to business school.