Grandpa says (re: relationships):

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Wise quotes from Grandpa!

Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg

depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt

that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when

they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,

she will never be an old nag.

Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that

brides often blush.

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the


A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin',

ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is

kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, make a bed, and

is in good health ... and he's already used to taking orders.


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