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Good Joke!!!

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

i got a good chuckle out of this-thought you'd all appreciate it! :jester:

the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. a lady stood and walked to the podium.

she said, 'i have praise. two months ago, my husband, jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. the pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'

you could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor jim experienced.

she continued, 'jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. we prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'

again, the men in the congregation squirmed! uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on jim. she continued, 'now, jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum

should recover completely.' all the men sighed with relief.

the pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.

a man rose and walked to the podium. he said, 'i'm jim and i want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'

shellsgogreen

Specializes in ICU.

hehe...thanks for that:yeah:

Sparrowhawk

Specializes in LTC.

LOL! that's hilarious!

Lori75

Specializes in Extended Care, Med/Surg , Palliative,.

I will be telling that one at work!!!! OMG thank-you!!!:yeah::yeah::yeah::bow::bow::bow::chuckle:chuckle:chuckle:chuckle

Hehehe!!!:yeah::yeah::chuckle:chuckle

mizfradd, CNA

Specializes in med/surg, psych, public health. Has 11 years experience.

:rotfl::roll

good thing i was gettin kinda fragile myself just readin it

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