Golf Team Names? Need Ideas!

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Hi everyone

I'm playing in a co-ed golf tournament with medical staffers and my team is in desperate need of a quality name and/or slogan.

The key ingredients are A) medical term; B) golf term; and C) slight "dirty" and/or with sexual innuendo.

Please reply with ideas! We are playing in 2 weeks and have nothing! Thanks.

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The Strokers?

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Specializes in Emergency.

Holes and Poles!

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Specializes in Med Surg, Home Health.

The Successful Insertions?

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Specializes in Med Surg, Home Health.

The Texas Cath Crew: Here to Bag Holes!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_urine_collection_devices

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Ah, if it were all girl, "Chicks with Sticks"

However, co-ed....Hmmmmm

Team name: "Hole in One" Slogan: Cause we only have to hit a ball once and you will remember us....OR: We have balls and are not afraid to use them.

Docs and RN's on glens.....We fit through anything

We swing, we show our thing, we can fit through anything.

Ok, now I need some more coffee HAHA--Just be really, really careful what you have as far as innuendo. If you are on a facility team who may not have a sense of humor on such things....

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