It is almost the end of the semester and there are a whole lot of things I would actually prefer doing over studying at this point! Please, join in with some more!
I would rather have carnations pinned all over me and made to stand under a bee hive than study.
I would rather be tarred and feathered while walking down the street begocking like a chicken than to work on the quizzes.
I would rather throw up than read my assignments.
I would rather do laundry by hand than do a care plan.
I would rather clean the slimy goo off a grease trap than show up for lecture.
I would rather clean up a big hot steamy pile of dog doo than to read a chapter.
I would rather have my tongue cut with razor blades and then salt poured on it than... Well, maybe that is a bit extreme... What would you rather do?
Hope y'all don't think I'm sick and twisted, I am just SO tired of school and ready for Summer!!!