Would Jesus be employable - page 15

Lets say Jesus Christ was on earth today ,he went to school and became a nurse,and had the same attitude towards life that he ,apparently had 2000 years ago. Would he be employable? Or would he make... Read More

  1. by   sirjimalot
    Ah yes Mrs Haggleworth, sure you can have your hip replacement done at Messiah University Hospital... don't worry about paying for it.. the Good lord has your covered ..
    and after surgery, enjoy a complimentary months rehab in our healing gardens multicare center lol...they will give you angelic treatment..

    of course, the med school would be free, and the admissions exam a bit different... but let's face it, what better way to staff your own hospital than to train all the staff yourself..

    I bet you they wont have linen issues.. lol