On the Lighter Side of Life:
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing
some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home,
walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and
says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly,
"Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Bessie
looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam
yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a
hat, Sam. ....... Shoulda bought a hat."