Fear Factor, Nurse Style, Five Stunts... lol

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Okay so I love watching fear factor and was taking to a fellow nurse friend of mine and we wanted to know how many of you could get through these "nursing stunts":

1) 100 patients, 10 meds apiece, 1hour to complete... no errors

2) Eating the hospital food, with NO condiments (gasp!)

3) Licking the hospital floor... (yummy right) and yes you can disinfect your mouth after.

4) Working a 24hour shift in the ICU and ER... NO SLEEP

5) Transfering a 250 pound patient from bed to chair 10 times, no help

Me personally, I guess I'd try it but I would not be the fear factor champ!

~Crystal

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geri, Ortho, Telemetry, Psych.
Without.

Inserting a catheter in a 400lb lady, unwashed for approximately a year, Warning: others have tried never to return.

I'm pretty sure I have done this. And I didn't get any rewards. Except maybe that the hairs in my nose burned off due to the marvelous stench.:eek: :barf01:

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geri, Ortho, Telemetry, Psych.
Identify the source of the odor while blindfolded. That 400 lb. woman during a foley cath placement, OR, The dinner tray with an entree of Salmon/Mackrel loaf.

This isn't fair because they all have the same smell.:lol2:

Nursing Fear Factor Stunts:

See who can empty the most foley bags in 60 seconds.

Hook themselves up to insulin drips and see who's blood sugar can get the lowest without passing out.

See who can withstand the most joules from the defribrillator without having an arrythmia.

Who can untie the most 'dummy patients' underwater strapped to their beds in four point restraints in under 4 min...restraints can only be untied one at a time.

Who can keep control of their bladder the longest after 40mg of Lasix IV

now here is what a NORMAL fear factor show should be like!!! this thread keeps getting grosser and grosser, but funnier and funnier....but i am still :barf02:

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Who can drink the most Mucomyst without barfing, and no you can't add juice to it, you have to drink it straight.

Who can get through a full jug of GoLytely first, with the only bathroom being on the other end of the hall.

Hold your breath and see who can get the lowest pulse ox.

Nursing Fear Factor Stunts:

See who can empty the most foley bags in 60 seconds.

Hook themselves up to insulin drips and see who's blood sugar can get the lowest without passing out.

See who can withstand the most joules from the defribrillator without having an arrythmia.

Who can untie the most 'dummy patients' underwater strapped to their beds in four point restraints in under 4 min...restraints can only be untied one at a time.

Who can keep control of their bladder the longest after 40mg of Lasix IV

how about seeing who can catch the most cockroaches after they jump/scuury out of your homeless patients clothing and then dig out the eggs laid in the wounds.:sofahider now where are those pesky roaches hiding? :sofahider

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yes we are "sick"... thanks for the laughs... :lol2::lol2::rotfl::roll:chuckle:barf02::barf02:

Specializes in ER; HBOT- lots others.

Okay, i just found this thread....2 yrs later..

Nurse VS Nurse, that trach pt from back there each nurse has own and the pt has to "swallow" stuff and blow it out the trach and whatever nurse gets to the line in the bucket first WINS!!!!

-H-

Print out and read this entire thread----while eating!!!!!

Print out and read the nursing grossest horror stories thread---and eat tuna casserole without barfing.

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Give ourselves IV Lopressor and see who can get the lowest blood pressure without passing out

See who can run up the most flights of stairs carrying a double or triple IV pump in each hand

Get a long empty hallway and see who can go the farthest riding on an IV pole

See who can draw up the most Lido (or other med) in 60 seconds without poking themselves, dropping anything or making an error

Specializes in ER; HBOT- lots others.

Okay great one Grace!!!! made me literally LOL and get goofy looks!

-H-

i am gonna take that one to clinicals tomorrow!!!

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Who can break open the most ampules in one minute without cutting themselves

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