did you ever wonder........

[harry Krishna]

.... where shows like Jerry Springer and Rikki Lake recruit their guests???????

They go to the local E.R. and sign up the flaky patients that all too frequent the E.R.

I'm always calling for a Jerry Springer consult in Room A

D

"Some days when I'm feeling down and sad about the problems in life, I only need to go to work and surround myself with some of the patients and the reasons why they are there.... I suddenly start feeling better about myself!!!!!!"

[harry Krishna]

yes sir, the love child from Kenny G and weird Al Yankovic is back on board.

I was off at a retreat for RN's, we sat around holding hands singing Kum-ba-ya my Lord and giving ech other supportive group hugs.

Now I can be more threruputic for my patients when I go to work. I will hand out warm blankets, pre made lunch bags, spring water, unlimited phone use for my patients and their extended family/friends, and when all is said and done, a Cab voucher compliments of the hospital!!!!

[MAGIK GIRL]

Originally posted by harry Krishna

yes sir, the love child from Kenny G and weird Al Yankovic is back on board.

I was off at a retreat for RN's, we sat around holding hands singing Kum-ba-ya my Lord and giving ech other supportive group hugs.

Now I can be more threruputic for my patients when I go to work. I will hand out warm blankets, pre made lunch bags, spring water, unlimited phone use for my patients and their extended family/friends, and when all is said and done, a Cab voucher compliments of the hospital!!!!

you had to go to a retreat to learn that? i don't know where you work but at my hospital that is how it really is! :roll :roll

[athomas91]

you all must work w/ soft charge nurses - i know a charge nurse who is would never do all that.....

[harry Krishna]

Originally posted by athomas91

you all must work w/ soft charge nurses - i know a charge nurse who is would never do all that.....

my philosophy is:

A warm patient......

a fed patient..........

and an informed patient is a quiet patient

[caroladybelle, BSN, RN]

Originally posted by fab4fan

Cute, very cute.

Fab,

I would stick to the threads for the mature folk for a while. Let the kiddies play in their pool by themselves.

Maybe the SDNs are trolling for material from here. If so, they could certainly find it right now.

[fab4fan]

carol: Wise advice...I think you're on to something with the SDN's trolling here.

[Dave ARNP]

Now it all makes sense! SDN has infiltrated our walls...

Let God have mercy.

Dave

[Erin RN]

Sorry but I have to ask....what is an SDN??? I am trying to come with all sorts of things..

[Erin RN]

Oops that would be "come up with" all sorts of things

[MAGIK GIRL]

Originally posted by caroladybelle

Fab,

I would stick to the threads for the mature folk for a while. Let the kiddies play in their pool by themselves.

Maybe the SDNs are trolling for material from here. If so, they could certainly find it right now.

to all you "mature folk" - it sure is nice outside by the pool!

i do respect the fact that you all have choices in the threads that you can read and choices in your words to reply with. therefore, you should also give the same respect back to all of the rest of us. i could write all sorts of things about some facist, dried up, stick in the mud attitudes but instead i will just ask.... lighten up, you might have some fun and actually enjoy your exhistance!

"iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses it's purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind." - leonardo da vinci

mg:)

[athomas91]

man, if we are kiddies by the pool - that would make you all some nursing home biddies, wouldn't it?!?!

suddenly, my sense of intellect has been attacked- so let me tell you something about this kiddie- this kiddie could work circles around you in an ed and never blink twice -as well as school for the absolute hardest and most challenging nursing degree available - so if you must insult someone - you should probably find those worthy of insulting.

[harry Krishna]

Watch it y'all, the Moral Minority is on to us. Please forgive us for having a little fun here oh wise old ones. Perhaps when I grow up I can be just like you!!!!

Let me go put on my Abbey Road 8 Track or Supertramp album.