New Nurse: Speaking (knocks) Charge Nurse?Do You want to place a Foley?Come on, I need your help!All my meds are due,Come on I'm talking to you,I have an admission on the way,We use to be about teamworkon this Med-Surge floor.but i can't seem to get help, tell me why?Do you want to place a Foley?I really Need help placing this FoleyCharge Nurse: I'm busy right nowNew Nurse: Okay, Bye(Scene: New nurse continues to get overwhelmed and continues to ask the charge nurse for help)Do you want to place a Foleyor help me with my medsI think all my charting is overdueI've started reciting all my vitals in my head(Blood pressure 120/80),it gets a little crazywith all these filled up bedsjust watching my shift go by(deep breath in, deep breath out, Deep breath in, deep breath out)(Scene: New nurse's patient codes, New nurse runs to the charge nurses office in distress)New Nurse: (knocks/speaks) Charge nurse?Please, I know you're in therewe just had another code,My patients on his last limb now,and his breathing downplease come out hereWe need help from all the nursescause we're quite a teamwhat are we gonna do?do you want to place a foley? 0 Likes
thenightnurse456 Jul 27, 2014 Don't let them in.. don't let them see.. be the good grad you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Put a a show, get one complaint and your the one who goes. 0 Likes
bsartor Specializes in Neuro, Trauma, and Psych. Has 2 years experience. Jul 28, 2014 Can I just say something crazy?All my shift has been a series of patients crapping all over the place,a now my meds are so overdue I've working hard my whole shift to keep all of my patients safe,and maybe it's the hunger talking, but I don't want to get sued! 0 Likes
Twinmom06, ASN, APN Jul 29, 2014 LOL! I wish I were that creative. The only thing I can come up with is OneRepublic "Till the blood runs out" (Till the Love Runs Out) 0 Likes
missmollie, ADN, BSN, RN Specializes in Neuroscience. Has 4 years experience. Jul 29, 2014 To the tune of "Let it go"...for nursing students. The homework piles up tonightNo ending, to be seenNursing books are open, I am 16 chapters inI've been studying for ten hours straight, Doing what I can for my mental stateDon't take a break, don't go to sleepNeed to study, not sit down and weepConceal, don't feel, don't even eatBut I must eat! Let it go, Let it go, Can't look at books anymoreLet it go, Let it go, My eyes are getting sore. I don't careI may not have an A,As long as I will pass... the B never bothered me anyway. 0 Likes
Karou Specializes in Med-Surg. Has 1 years experience. Jul 29, 2014 I love this, you are so creative! 0 Likes