Did you hear about the hospital that asked the doctors about a new building project?

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The DERMATOLOGIST said the move would be rash.

The GASTROENTEROLOGIST had a gut feeling that it wouldn't work.

The OTOLARYNGOLOGIST said, " I hear what your saying, but the cost would be hard to swallow and we'd pay through the nose for years

The NEUROLOGIST thought the hospital had alot of nerve.

The ALLERGIST said "Maybe we should scratch that idea"

The OPTHALMOLOGIST said the idea was short-sighted.

The ORTHOPEDIST issued a joint resolution to prevent a knee-jerk reaction.

The PATHOLOGIST said, " Over my dead body."

The PEDIATRICIAN said, "Grow up, the notion is childish."

The PSYCHIATRIST said, "You must be crazy."

The CARDIOLOGIST said "The heart of the matter is cash flow."

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THIS KINDA HUMOR IS MINE :roll

:) :roll

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:roll Wil definitely copy and post at work this weekend...

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Hmmm... what did the gynecologist say?

Heather

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How about, "I doubt it they will be able to DELIVER what they promise".

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"the project was doomed from conception"

Heather

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Hilarious, give me more of it!:)

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It is not worth the LABOR, they will never DELIVER on what they promise.

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The delivary of this topic to City Counsel is inconceviable :roll

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