Cricket

sandgroper · Jan 23, 2003

Can't feel sorry for them.

They should've sent a better team if they wanted to be competitive.

ayemmeff · Jan 23, 2003

Not rising to the bait,guys!!!!!:)

Bloke · Jan 23, 2003

CRICKET

Q. What's the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?

A. Saddam Hussein has more victories.

Q. What would Mark Waugh be if he were an English batsmen?

A. In form.

Q. How dominant is Australia's No. 1 fast bowler?

A. Well, most people in England think their opening batsman's real name is

Atherton B McGrath.

Q. What's the outstanding feature of England's pace attack?

A. Andy Caddick's ears.

Q. What is England's best chance of a win in the second test at Adelaide

Oval?

A. Telling the Aussies the match is at the MCG.

Q. Heard about the new Ashes trophy?

A. Yes, if England lose another series they're going to keep the bails and

burn the players instead.

Q. How bad is the English batting?

A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.

Q. Why are the England players demanding increased match payments?

A. Someone has let on that Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth day.

Q. What is the height of optimism?

A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Alex Stewart put in his hands to make sure the next ball

almost

always takes a wicket?

A. A bat.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

A. An allrounder.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?

A. Because they never catch anything

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his names?

A. A bowler.

Q. What was the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English

batsmen?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English team?

A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats

Q. Who spends the most time at the crease of anyone in the England cricket

team?

A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

OzNurse69 · Jan 23, 2003

:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

LOVE THEM, BLOKE!!! Where are all the poms now???

ayemmeff · Jan 23, 2003

:roll :roll :roll Very funny,Bloke!I'm a girl and don't care who wins the cricket ,but even I know you're quite right,the English ......

are Pants!!!!

ayemmeff · Jan 23, 2003

Ps,p'raps we're all over in the UK forum watching videos of your a$$es getting whooped at rugby!!!!! ;)

StuPer · Jan 23, 2003

Yeah, Yeah bloke...lol

We know we're c**p at cricket, someone just forgot to tell the team.

regards StuPer

Tookie · Jan 24, 2003

Bloke

Loved the quips

Have given them to my husband - a cricket fan - he is NOT tragic like some esteemed people l could name but prefer not to - any way we had a giigle - BTW we are big rugby fans - ie real rugby - Union- so are looking forward to that this year

It has been a great year for cricket - l really enjoyed the last day at the Melbourne test - lots of runs and wicket great atmospherre - as well as being free.

Good to talk to you

However - Looking forward to the footy season

OzNurse69 · Jan 24, 2003

originally posted by sandra m. took
however - looking forward to the footy season

yeah, tookie........carna bombers!

Tookie · Jan 24, 2003

For the chines new year it may not be but as far as l am concerned it is the

YEAR OF THE TIGER

Aussienurse2 · Jan 24, 2003

All I know is that the toads are gonna crunch crockroach a$$ this year!! Can't wait for Origin!! All those lovely men running around in tight shorts, getting all hot and sweaty..... Is it just me or is the temp up past forty?