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Children and Surgery...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are

you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,

"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had

that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle

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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are

you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,

"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had

that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle

very, very cute :chuckle

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How very, very true!

Ouch!!!!!!

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