Children and Surgery...

Nurses Humor

Published Jun 4, 2004

by jnette, ASN, EMT-I

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are

you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,

"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had

that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle

dragonladymlb

14 Posts

Jun 5, 2004

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are
you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils
out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,
"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had
that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle