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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are

you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,

"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had

that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle

dragonladymlb

14 Posts

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are

you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,

"A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had

that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year." :uhoh21: :chuckle

TitaniaSidhe

190 Posts

very, very cute :chuckle

suzanne4, RN

26,410 Posts

:rotfl: :rotfl:

How very, very true!

Farkinott, RN

581 Posts

Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

Ouch!!!!!!

nursebedlam

2,083 Posts

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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