Bizarre Admitting Diagnosises

[MedicalLPN]

I don't know about you guys, but some of our patients come in with admitting diagnosises that literally just leave you scratching your head. Here's a few that I've seen:

1. An 82 y/o admitted with "Muscular Dystrophy"

2. A guy with alcohol intoxication admitted with "Vertigo"

3. A 70 y/o admitted with "Collapsed with Confusion"

4. My favorite, had a post BKA pt come in with "Ambulatory Dysfunction" I couldn't help but chuckle.

If you've got some funny ones please post them!

[AKAKatydid]

I see a LOT of typos in our admitting Dx's.

Most recent that stands out was: "EUROSEPSIS"

[RNperdiem, RN]

I admitted a patient post op for a hemi-pelvectomy.

Huh? I thought it was a bad typo. Sadly, the young woman did have half her pelvis removed for cancer.

That is the only surgery of that type I have seen.

[talaxandra]

Most recent that stands out was: "EUROSEPSIS"

Sounds like a metal band!