Best MD note

Nurses Humor

Published

There may or may not be a thread like this but I couldn't resist sharing. This weekend I was digging through my patient's chart trying to learn more about his history when I came across a note by the attending cardiologist. It said, and I quote: "Patient is stable, no complaints. Was screaming 'Kibbles and Bits!' repeatedly upon my arrival. Of note, patient does not have a dog." I couldn't help but laugh. Anybody else come across some interesting notes in their charts?

Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.

The other day I had a patient with Eucerin cream ordered for application BID.

The administration instructions were:

Apply to both legs and feed.

I didn't think the stuff looked all that appetizing.....

Up Vote Up Vote ×
Specializes in NICU.

I heard One doc wrote all about 9/11 on the progress note,scared everyone,copy of note ended up in administration.

Up Vote Up Vote ×
+ Add a Comment