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I have the books, scrapbook, personal planner, and the desk calendar...okay i'm a little weird...but i love it!
here's today's calender entry....
Jan 15th
NOTE TO SELF:
If it's not great sex and it's not true love, it's not worth your time!
Love? Lust? Can't be sure, better do him again!
Stop making the same old stupid mistakes and start making new ones!
Have a big dream and make it happen!
At the next staff meeting propose casual sex fridays!
If you're not scaring anybody your not being BAD enough
Do not eat beans or spicy food before a massage.
ENJOY! and go on with your bad self! LOL :kiss
sprtbikegrlsv65
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Have any of you read any of the bad girl books by cameron tuttle. they are hilarious!
here's a few of the things in the books...
BAD GIRL PARTY POINTERS
-brazenly bad pick up lines
1. "hi, want to make me breakfast?"
2. "i'm so hungry i could eat a man"
3. "Are you giving out free samples tonight? I am."
4. " Hi, i'm Victoria and i have a secret"
THINGS TO DO WITH MARSHMELLOWS
kill an hour or two making finger taffy
plug a muffler hole
use the bag as a pillow
turn you car into moving art
use as noseplugs to survive smelly bathrooms
use as earplugs when trying to sleep in the backseat
HOW TO PEE IN THE WILD WITHOUT SPLASHING OR FLASHING
If possible, choose an absorbent target like leaves, grass, or soil. surfaces like pavement or linoleum have a high splash factor-avoid them whenever possible unless you are wearing rubber boots. If you are peeing on a slope, common sence will tell you to face downhill because it feels safer. But GRAVITY will tell you to face Uphill. Trust gravity. Your shoes will thank you!