August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

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Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite -

August 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at 5 Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee - Cartoon Contest Winner

[natnat122]

Thiss stuff works, just look at my eyes!!

[natnat122]

I heard you couldn't call out sick, so I brought you this!

[natnat122]

Guess who I found trying to escape the hospital again in this clever disguise?

[natnat122]

Your patient tried to escape the hospital again with this disguise. He would've gotten away had I not seen the cigarette smoke coming from the cup.

[natnat122]

Drink? Ha! No, this is for my coffee enema!

[natnat122]

Even if you drug me up with xanthines, I still won't go out with you!

[cardiacrocks, BSN, RN]

I think we should hook you up to telemetry and insert a Foley catheter, If you plan on drinking that entire cup of coffee.

[cardiacrocks, BSN, RN]

Oh I see you have been told you have half the floor tonight, good luck.

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

A big cup for a big night...

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"You gonna share?"

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"Judging by your pupils, I think you've had enough..."

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"Your addiction has really gotten out of proportion."