August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite -

August 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at 5 Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee - Cartoon Contest Winner

[aTOMicTom]

I don't think that's exactly what your doctor meant when he said to limit your caffeine to one cup of coffee a day...

(And yes, I thought this up when I first saw the cartoon, not right after "mjo07" there entered theirs, fwiw...)

[aTOMicTom]

"Attention everybody, I'd like to introduce the new intern from India, doctor Takesdelastcupandleavedapotempty".

[aTOMicTom]

"I know how ya feel, doc; I've never finished a cup of coffee hot, either!"

[aTOMicTom]

"I think I figured out who keeps leaving the carafe empty."

[Lindy114]

John:" I got all the patients up, dressed and in the dining room waiting for breakfast!"

Alice: "But, it's only 3a.m.!"

[Nurse2BeInGA]

"Bob's response to the random drug screen in which he was given five minutes notice"

[callinurse65]

Doc, You know drinks are not allowed on the station!

[StanleyNickels, BSN]

"Stethoscope..check, COFFEE...check....Night shift, here I come"

[JemJ]

So you needed a coffee bolus?

[Phlebluv28]

'So, there was small, medium, large and night-shift Nurse?'

[nursingismycalling25]

Is that my cup?

[ToyaB]

I've seen bigger...