And you think it can't get worse

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14 months into my five year contract and I just got "randomly" assigned today to a NAIL drug test. Yes. NAILS.

No dilutes ever. No positives ever.

Kind of curious how this is gonna go down considering I'm a life long nail biter and I did not realize that as part of my contract was that I had to swear off nail biting. I have no finger or toe nails to really cut!

They are also testing me for naltrexone as part of the nail test drug profile they said..which I already have to have witnessed when I take regardless.

I'm so over this crap.

Specializes in ICU/community health/school nursing.

Eris, I have nothing to say that would be remotely helpful, but I'm cheering you on! You have been through a lot at this point, and this seems absurd. Hang in there.

Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
I never thought that staying sober would be the easiest part of this whole thing. But honestly, it is.

Staying sober is in fact the easiest part of these programs.

Hppy

Yep not drinking or drugging is easy. The rest is BS. I would think that for a nurse with a serious addiction issue this would not be the case. These programs should be helping nurses that cannot say that not using is the easiest part of this program. It doesn't help them at all. It flushes them down the toilet like yesterdays spaghetti.

Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
Yep not drinking or drugging is easy. The rest is BS. I would think that for a nurse with a serious addiction issue this would not be the case. These programs should be helping nurses that cannot say that not using is the easiest part of this program. It doesn't help them at all. It flushes them down the toilet like yesterdays spaghetti.

You flush spaghetti?

Only after its been through my intestinal track it usually takes about a day

what state are you in?

I'm in Pennsylvania if the question was for me

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