An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man

[Farkinott, RN]

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction

site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.

He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling."

And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you

men to make a dent in that pile of sand."

So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours,

the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea

fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no

coulda finda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I

told you to shovel this pile."

The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get

meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie i n chairge of supplies,

boot ah couldna fin' him neither."

The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of

sand to look for the Chinese gent.

Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and

yells,

"SUPPLIES!!!"

[leslie :-D]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

when i first read that joke, i thought you were kind of 'out there'....but then, very slow me, got the joke....good one farky.

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha !!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Loved it !!!

And Leslie... I got it IMMEDIATELY.

That's what you get for being sleep deprived.

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Better than usual, Fark.