Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 5

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   alam
    "I'm 3 feet tall and I work all year round to provide toys for children all around the world and you're complaining about a 12 hour shift on Christmas? Please get me some ice chips."
  2. by   MaggieGRN
    "I told Santa One too many roofs, I'd get shingles"!
  3. by   Heart2015FNP
    I'm here for Santa to find out why Nurses put Nurses on their wish list.
  4. by   mfun
    "You better have lots of cookies here to make up for the ones that I'm going to have miss because ol' Rudolph had to go and step on my foot!"
  5. by   aprilroach78
    How many times am I going to have to tell you....I do NOT belong on the pediatrics floor!!!!
  6. by   madwife2002
    I am not moving until you get me the Christmas Spirit
  7. by   aprilroach78
    Mental health issues????? I swear I'm the easter have to believe me!
  8. by   1longtermcareRN
    Unexplained weight loss? You try living with the Claus'!
  9. by   lynngold
    What ELF do I have to do?
  10. by   VGable
    Elf- "I tried to tickle the tinsel and got kicked in the north pole. My jingle bells are still ringing. But hey can you blame me? I mean when was the last time you saw a female elf?"
  11. by   HEART45JOY
    nurse---ok so how many toys did you throw up on and ruin?

    elf----about 100--then santa said he was going to stomp me into a cow patty,so now I am here safe and sound
  12. by   violetgirl
    "What do mean that "Santa's North Pole Health Insurance" will not cover my hospital stay?"

    "I demand that you get on the roof and speak to the big guy yourself, I am exhaused!"
  13. by   Melissa1986
    I absolutely REFUSE to change into one of those hideous hospital gowns! Do you know who I am??