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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

Elf: "I am unappreciated and..."

Nurse: 'this is not the Santas Little Helper I was looking for...'

I don't mind waiting for a child's hospital gown but I draw the line at a child's hospital bed. I am afraid i will wake up and much of the night Rudolph and I stop by for a nightcap and ended up in jail.

"Lemme ask you something "Nurse Betty"... Have YOU ever tried putting together 8 Million toy trains in ONE night??..... Yeah, thats what I thought...Ill say this one more time.. I am not leaving this bed until you return with a hand FULL of pills... And good day to you ma'am..."

"Hey I'm not Grumpy! He's a dwarf, I'm an Elf!"

Specializes in Acute Care, CM, School Nursing.

I came in for a little "nip and tuck". I can't live with these pointy ears any more!

"Catheter?!?! No way......You've already seen too much."

Well, my symptoms are sore feet from working long hours, blisters on my hands from making all these toys, back aching from standing so many hours leaning over the work bench, and I hear this darn holiday music even when I close my eyes.

I told the ER nurse already, I had one hot coco too many and the next thing I knew I got into a fight with 8 reindeer

Specializes in Psychiatry.

"Elves and nurses do have something in common. we do all the work and one guy in an over-sized coat gets all the credit."

"What happened to my patient?, you sir are supposed to be on the shelf, don't make me put you back in the box and send you back to Santa"

"...oh so you can't give me a note excusing me til the 1st of January???? WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING WHERE I HID THE CANDY CANE!! You have no idea the lengths ive gone to avoid work....Little hint...You'll need a BOX of gloves!... Get some coffee toots, its gonna be a looooooong night..."

No, I did not call in sick just to get off work.

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