Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 15

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   Stormyskier
    "I know I am small. I AM AN ELF!!!"
  2. by   LoneCowboy
    "Of course I know what it's like to work my tail off and only my boss gets the credit... I'm an ELF!"
  3. by   Kat_RPNStudent
    "I didn't know a Candy Cane could fit in there either!"
  4. by   Flnolegirl
    Quick give me a quicker upper, the children of the world is depending on me.
  5. by   JRNY13
    No, no. I'm not just trying to get out of work.
  6. by   lvnreadyforrn
    Let me ask you how you feel when I have to give you an enema!
  7. by   lvnreadyforrn
    Santa never said there'd be days like this!
  8. by   FlorenceNtheMachine
    The elf on the shelf could only say, "I blame Pinterest."
  9. by   lvnreadyforrn
    You call this nursing??? Rudolph can do better than that!
  10. by   Miiki
    What do you mean you've got my discharge papers? I'm staying until the 26th.
  11. by   sharonp30
    So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....
  12. by   jadelpn
    Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!
  13. by   jadelpn
    Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.
    Anger Managment my foot!