Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 10

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   Clovery
    "Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."
  2. by   NurseDirtyBird
    You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.
  3. by   begosh
    Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"
  4. by   MusicalCoffee
    No! I will not tell Santa you want appreciation and a lighter patient load this Christmas. Write a letter like everyone else.
  5. by   CarlaRN10
    Yes, I'm the Elf on the Shelf. Unfortunately I had too much eggnog and hurt Myself....
  6. by   nmercer1
    "Listen Honey, YOU think YOU got it bad...let ME tell you about the night before Christmas...better grab a seat!"
  7. by   stephanienunally
    Mrs. Claus sent me.. They think if you're an elf and don't want to make toys you're sick....
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  8. by   jyrn09
    "Hey sir, Do you speak Englishhh? I wonder if anybody on the floor speak elvish. Oh well, Now I have to call for an interpreter. I wish I could speak elvish."
  9. by   mtgirl81
    Some kid wanted a Red Rider B.B. gun. He almost shot my eye out!
  10. by   Hancock330
    OK. Who's this fellow Munchausen and why do you people think I have his syndrome?
  11. by   GretchenLDSTJoes
    No you can't check my jingle bells!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  12. by   swatnurse
    What makes you think I'm an Elf??!!
  13. by   nursegirl75
    Just wanted to let you know I'll be here after Christmas. Annnnnnndd I'll be here with my own list of demands, as usual.