Win $100! February 2013 Caption Contest - page 7

Participate in our February 2013 Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you... Read More

  1. by   tnbutterfly
    You can run but you cannot hide. I will get you in the end.
  2. by   cardiacrocks
    Okay, here's how it's going to go down. I'm going to trip you then give you this shot in your buttocks, then you'll receive a nice sticker.
  3. by   GitanoRN
    No running in the hallways!...Don't cha' want a Lollipop?
  4. by   ShyeoftheTiger
    I've been called worse!
  5. by   ShyeoftheTiger
    What a "catch"!
  6. by   MsNurseMS
    don't run, it won't hurt me at all
  7. by   IKnowYouRider
    The side effect of 'osseous mandibular hypertrophy' was just too much too much to bear.
  8. by   IKnowYouRider
    Pt presents with childlike behavior and jaw-dropping speed.
  9. by   knurse16
    I knew I should have taken his vitals BEFORE telling him about the shot!
  10. by   knurse16
    Finally! An easy way to motivate my overweight patients to exercise!
  11. by   kyliemckay
    The bigger the man, the bigger the baby!
  12. by   Mrs. Sunshine Lily
    "But we don't aspirate the syringe anymore!"
  13. by   Devon Rex