July 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 3

Malpractice protection is such a big issue for nurses. I'm sure you already have caption ideas for this toon so let's start hearing them. Share them and YOU can win $100!!! It's so easy to win.... Read More

  1. by   Priyankadevgan
    What!! I need to see who is their Performance Improvement Nurse!!
  2. by   Priyankadevgan
    What the heck!!! I need to find who is their Performance Improvement Nurse, they r out to get me out of business!!!
  3. by   The new old guy
    "Geeze, Business has really dropped off since I moved my office here."
    Last edit by The new old guy on Jul 17, '17
  4. by   solippy
    He totally misunderstood the news that the hospital was trialing the use of leeches.
  5. by   esrun77
    I care about my clients: I spend my time here simultaneously cursing their healthcare providers while also ensuring doctors and nurses question their abilities and job security at all times.
    Last edit by esrun77 on Jul 17, '17
  6. by   RPN to be
    Thank God i'm parked in the right place!!. Suing these nurses has me in stitches.
  7. by   futurepsychrn
    "We offer 1-stop shopping!"
  8. by   solippy
    The lawyer had a personal vendetta against his rhinoplasty surgeon.
  9. by   Clinical.Queen
    Can't afford to pay for surgery, sue your surgeon!
  10. by   Clinical.Queen
    Our motto's "from sterile field to filthy rich".
  11. by   Flnolegirl
    I'm on standby just in case!
  12. by   Flnolegirl
    If I don't get a case I'll be forced to file bankruptcy
  13. by   Sbhayes09
    As they wheeled the patients out of the OR, he tucked his business cards into their gown pockets.