7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   nurseboy666
    he said we wouldnt like him when hes angry....
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    That must be one awful case of heartburn.
  3. by   Esme12
    I told you some of these residents really wake up grumpy.
    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 25, '12 : Reason: removed quote
  4. by   nursefrances
    I've seen some crazy reactions when we tell a male patient we have to insert a foley but this is the best one I've seen.
  5. by   ncopney11
    "We've gone over this before Mr. Banner. This is Dr. Simpson...not Samson. Looks like he needs another dose of Haldol"
  6. by   Les35
    Well... we told him he couldn't go out to smoke like you said. He's all yours.
  7. by   robyn_arabe
    I thought I just gave him morphine. Well I guess time to give it again.
  8. by   robyn_arabe
    So Doc, what do you think? Maybe we need to take a look at his liver?
  9. by   robyn_arabe
    Oh boy, I forgot to give him his morphine. My bad?
  10. by   Les35
    Um...yeah, I told you he needs and NG tube!
  11. by   NewOrleansSaints
    It's your turn to check for pressure sores...
  12. by   NewOrleansSaints
    Does this mean I can't watch the Grinch movie without violating HIPPA now?
  13. by   renebossman
    Doctor please can you give me some pain killers?...this nurse never responded to my severe pain complaint...nurse very surprised about patients statement.