7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 6

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   VickyRN
    "I told him all those political discussion threads on AllNurses were dangerous..."
  2. by   nikki_nurse
    His lungs are clear, had a BM this am, denies pain and that is all I have to report. See you in the morning.
  3. by   VickyRN
    "He's a nursing student. Too many careplans and clinical paperwork."
  4. by   VickyRN
    "JCAHO is coming to his unit in a couple of weeks."
    Last edit by VickyRN on Jul 21, '12
  5. by   VickyRN
    "There was a bit too much chlorine in his swimming pool."
  6. by   mombowen
    I think he's had way too many of those new green energy drinks.. don't you?
    Last edit by mombowen on Jul 21, '12 : Reason: mis-spelled
  7. by   frankie,RN
    She's upset that they took her for her shower during "Dancing with the Stars".
  8. by   jacksprat
    I told him not to drink the medicine in the little green bottle.
  9. by   mz.snuggly1
    Eeek! She's on that diet again! Everybody run!
  10. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "The 'Christmas in July' promotions have brought out a whole new set of Grinch-itis cases"
  11. by   Wild Irish LPN
    "Snooki, as I have told you before, Botox can only do so much".....
  12. by   nikki_nurse
    He is definitely in the placebo stream.
    Have you seen the other patient?

    Thinking back, I haven't seen our intern since then...
  13. by   hiddencatRN
    Remind me not to sign up to work on a full moon again.