7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   bjalambar
    [FONT=comic sans ms]"He was so pleasant, but now he is back to his usual, grouchy self. It must have been an adverse reaction to something!"
  2. by   MelAKin
    Green Man: "I listed latex as an allergy!" Nurse: "Sorry, Sir. Everyone claims an allergy to latex and I thought it was joke when you listed turning green as your reaction."
  3. by   erinRNbsn12
    Now that we have completed a full functional health history, can you tell us what brought you in today?
  4. by   rachelburnam
    Believe it or not this us my easiest patient for the day
  5. by   krskac0
    What do you expect? He's JUST a man....
  6. by   aprilroach78
    Let me guess....bath salts????
  7. by   Smeep79
    Must be sundown....
  8. by   gammapat
    This? You think this is scary? You should see the new computer charting system we are all going to have to learn. Now that is scary!
  9. by   Kim1967
    It must be a full moon tonight....
  10. by   ShayRN
    NAH, that isn't a patient. That is a new surgical resident who thought it would be funny to grab my butt. I told him he would regret it.....
  11. by   clfrn
    REALLY? He thinks he can scare me?? I'M A NURSE!!
  12. by   aneesh t r
    Well, nothing serious ; its just a 'saw' accident !
  13. by   skeeterRN25
    He said he's allergic to everything except Dilaudid...