10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 14

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   FrogBugs
    Well, better out than in.
  2. by   tigerlogic
    C-diff, huh?
  3. by   ShelbaRN
    [FONT=lucida grande]"Mrs. Doe, can you please go back to your room now? You're making a mess in the hallway."
  4. by   caffeineaddict
    So what brings you to the hospital today?
  5. by   caffeineaddict
    "And which patient are you here to see?"
  6. by   caffeineaddict
    I'm sorry mam but visiting hours are over.
  7. by   caffeineaddict
    Have you traveled outside of the country recently?
  8. by   Tinkerbell714
    I forgot to warn you ... the baby in room 5 has hypertrophic pyloric stenosis
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  9. by   MikeyB
    I knew it was gastro and not cardiac - I am the best. Sort yourself out nurse - need to look nice on the ward.
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  10. by   xenogenetic
    "No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"
  11. by   xenogenetic
    "The problem we have around here, Shirley, is too many negative nurses. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get any in your hair."
  12. by   xenogenetic
    "You know Shirley, in my 20 years as a supervisor I've heard a lot of lame excuses as reasons to go home early. But going room to room and emptying all the sputum containers on yourself to get the time off...priceless."
  13. by   xenogenetic
    "So what you are trying to tell me, Shirley, is that you think you've come down with C.diff?"