I agreed to work ICU at a local rural facility. When I arrived for the first time, as usual 'nobody had time' to orient me properly (the norm) so I poked around and got my bearings.
It was a 5 bed ICU, 2 vents, 2 unstable DKA's and a screaming old lady in CHF. They don't say a word to me til shift change then they announce proudly (like I should thank them) 'Well you were going to be alone but we found another nurse to work with you." I was amazed and my jaw hit the floor I'm sure.
The 2nd nurse arrives and airily announces "I want Bed 5...I had her last night"...I thought, OK fine...she is on her way to CT and the nurse needs to go with.... and I wanted to stay in the unit and get organized anyway.
Well, day shift leaves (they had 3 nurses all ICU qualified) THEN this 2nd nurse starts whining. "Never had a vent before" (so why is she in ICU and why did she ask for bed 5, I ask?)" This is just too hard for her and she is a NEW GRAD and I need to help her." She can only handle the 1 vent patient... so I need to take the other 4 patients and 'help' her with her one.
At this point steam is coming from my ears and I am truly feeling dumped on. I call the supervisor who says "I'm no ICU nurse...this is your problem". I say, nobody told me I would be in charge and be given a new grad to precept as my coworker in ICU...my first time out here. She shrugs. The DON doesn't care, isn't ICU qualified either, the unit director is out of pocket.
I figure...XX#OO%....just get through it...and don't look back. Well this new grad drives me nuts all night...basically I should have taken all 5 patients myself and delegated tech stuff to her because she had no clue, was a total drain on me, majoring in minors, has to walk out of the unit numerous times to 'get some air' while I never even got a sitdown break (didn't DARE leave her alone with the patients) Calls her floor friends to tell her how 'hard she is working' (with her one vent patient...whom I am supervising closely so she won't hurt her)
Shift end: the new crew comes in and tries to RECRUIT me...please come back, etc. I have to stifle guffaws and various other expletives...LOL! Trying to think exactly what I will tell my agency....but calming down first...!
Anywho, thanks for letting me vent ya'll...I LOVE the freedom and flexibility of agency work but I'm learning to stay clear of these small rural hospitals...I seem to get the same kinda crazy trip every time...guess I'll learn someday, eh? :roll